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Birthday Boy Today is my birthday. There is a lot in store for this year, a quarter of a century of defending an old corner of the web. A lot of you have been here for a long time, and those of you who are new, welcome!

A note from Drew:

I've also been coding again, and I've made some small design tweaks and bug fixes so far, and I'm working on bigger things. Like what? I'll announce the first one on TotalFark on Friday, and I need your input.

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